"next life"by woody allen
An old one from a crazy guy... completely out of the box. sometimes we make life too complicated (I heard it ;) ) And it is so simple: everything ends in an orgasm...
'Next Life' by Woody Allen
"In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better everyday.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case."
'Next Life' by Woody Allen
"In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better everyday.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case."
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3 Comentários:
Este senhor tem alguma pérolas. Muito bom!
Já o do kilimanjaro...aquilo da alergia pareceu-me um bocado desculpa ;-) beijos
eh eh!pois.. o kenna é um fraco! :) e de kilimanjaro percebes tu Té!
O Woody é grande... mas já chegou aquele patamar que só demonstra a sua grandeza quando quer...
beijos e saudades dos nossos almoços e das nossas conversas
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o woody é mesmo fantastico
dorme sempre ao meu lado...
o livro
faz-me rir sempre que preciso
beijos
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