the first time

it is a fact: the first time is always the best one... the feeling of surprise, the new smell, the taste, the new senstations given to the 5 senses (6th if you are a woman). It like riding a bike without brakes; like doing the trapezium without a net

The rule "first time is always the best one" applies to almost everything: food, new places...
But as always there is an exception. called sex

The first time means the nervous breakdown. the poor performance. Am I meeting the expectations? How do they do it in the romantic movies? And in the porn ones? Shall I treat you like a romantic princess (trying to be a romantic lover)? Or like a porno queen? Shall I kiss you in the front head at the end of it or slap you in the ass in the middle of it?

Going back to the first time... I apologize for the poor performance. Sorry for the forgotten kiss at the end or for the forgotten slap in the middle.

I also lied to you: swaping the insecure teenage voice for a finally-I-am-man tone, I said "Offcourse it was not my first time".

To solve all this problems shall we repeat the act again? In a next life offcourse...